The Joys of Japanese English (AKA Engrish)

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follow site The poem above, which I actually really, really love, came from the front of a photo album I purchased in Japan.

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click “Please defend following when you make the dog stroll in Yoyogi-koen.

Dog owners – for the consideration of others, please ensure that your dog is on a lead while inside the park grounds.
It bears it in mind sanitary in the park ..use… Moreover, please take home to home without throwing it away to the rest room and the garbage box in the park and dispose of Fn.
The park is a public domain place that everyone can use. Let’s bear it in mind so that the use manners are defended, and the trouble should not hang to the other.
Please follow the instruction of the park ranger etc. in the park.”

click here I believe that Japanese English falls into a few distinct categories, and this is a great example of text that was probably just put into Google translate (or something similar). I love the redundancies “please take home to home” and unusual turns of phrase such as “trouble should not hang to the other.”

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